Holy wine hell

Jeff Lynne’s ELO is better than yours

If this post- WHOA! PRETTY BUFF LADY

What to do in this position? (I’m metal)

I keep beating this big guy at chess. Any tips for him?

Checkmated dumbass

128 upvotes and ill add even more resolution (sorry for late and I did it twice due to not paying attention)

If this gets 55 upvotes I won’t post porn

What about it?

Scary rabbit for warning

What should black do next?

Fine! If this gets 64 upv*tes, I will double the pixels

if this post gets X upvotes i will place a piece (top comment chooses which square)

What about it?

1 upvote=pawn 2 upvotes=horse 4 upvotes=bishop from my ass 8 upvotes=queen 16 upvotes=king 32 upvotes=the top comment chooses