I... Petah, I require assistance

Peter help pls

Calling for help relies on the hope that someone intends to save you

Petah are they going to bomb the house

Peter, my friend posted this in the group chat and I feel out of the loop..

I don't get it

Petah

Petah, this is the first "medieval" meme I don't understand

Petah! Why is everyone in Illinois mad at Canada?

Peter what does this joke mean?

Sorry if it's obvious