Today is my birthday.

I don’t like this song this is because I prefer the original

I’m A New World Record holder

This is a dog with a frightened expression on his face

I did the dishes

me irl

I only poked myself (testing blood sugar) one time.

What about it?

NSFW for blood?

The tag on this garment has no printing on it.

What about it?

I checked, it wasn’t wiped off. Nothing on the back of the tag either

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My dog

I'm eating lunch