"How was I supposed to know that the cones meant the paint was wet?!" -my wife

What about it?

Wife left home 10min before me (turned left out of our allotment to go to gas station before backtracking to head to final destination). When I left I went to turn left and saw her coming back. Upon turning, I quickly realize they're repainting lines (what I think it obvious based on bright yellow paint and cones) and come up to the gas station where "someone" clearly turned through the wet paint. I think to myself, "welp, here's hoping it wasn't MY wife..." Spoiler: it was...

Cell provider needs a physical address that doesn’t exist for service issues.

Office commuters parking job

What about it?

This dood goes out of his way to park like this everyday , on a sidewalk leading to the county's disability department...

The way this car parked 😑

This d-bag parking in the middle of the Magic Kingdom Parking lot

What about it?

Self awareness is a hell of a drug

We have a dish machine that you can't operate if you're a minor, which I am.

Trying to communicate with customer support from Frontier Airlines

What about it?

Trash company

When you’re trying to get a sour cream and onion lay’s(green packet behind the Fritos) after a hard test….

True Classic Tees says that providing your Phone Number is Optional… but not

Well they tried

This bothers me deeply. Just make them the same damn colour. Pick one, white or brown.