"How was I supposed to know that the cones meant the paint was wet?!" -my wife
What about it?
Wife left home 10min before me (turned left out of our allotment to go to gas station before backtracking to head to final destination). When I left I went to turn left and saw her coming back. Upon turning, I quickly realize they're repainting lines (what I think it obvious based on bright yellow paint and cones) and come up to the gas station where "someone" clearly turned through the wet paint. I think to myself, "welp, here's hoping it wasn't MY wife..."
Spoiler: it was...