Im Pastafarian btw

How do I win from this position?

What about it?

Measles has captured Jennifer! Do I recapture with my oxen?

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Au Bon Croissant

since no one saw this on my pinned post here it is i dont know if i want to suffer honestly

TELL Me A Chess ANSWER

Guys what do I do in this position?

White to move and win after 1. C6 (The frank system)

New chessboard leaked

Go ahead. I dare you

My opponent just played this and engine says mate in 3. What do i do?