Holy hell? Does anyone know whats going on here?

What do I do in this position? (I'm white)

If this post gets 2 upvotes, I'll double my Cock size

[IASIP] My favorite new opening 1. C6. What should we call it?

Ass me a chess question...

Top comment picks the next move, legal or not. Day 6: Rh^a1, Knife f5

r/AnarchyChess creating pixel art! Top comment decides where to put the pixel and pixel color. Day 1(example comment: coordinates:3,4 color: rgb 255,255,255)

Illegal moves only (Turn 2, Black)

What about it?

White has moved! All pawns have promoted to Kings, but all Bishops went on a well-deserved vacation. (Old post: https://www.reddit.com/r/AnarchyChess/comments/14k7qbk/illegal_moves_only_turn_2_white/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button)

Can you spot it? White to move.

Long theory

the intrusive thought