So close to greatness

It was a dare

Fascinating.

I have the self respect to not post it anyway.

Pattern recognition, my abhored

I know they are helping me but it just kills me when they do this in front of everyone

Erase the weird Internet pastries stalking your account with this one simple cream ☺️

"We are making a huge impact, trust me bro"

Can't catch me

"it doesn't exist, stop looking" 🤓

WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK?!