his people said he should sing it

Diversity admission votes to outlaw diversity admissions

If you're scared of a level playing field, then "get gud, scrub"

GOP: Hello Darkness My Old Friend

Leading by example

Here's America's most prominent Non-Fungible Token.

It’s A Good Thing I Know That This Climate Change Crap Is Just Something Made Up By Democrats To Take Our Freedoms, Or I Would Be Scared Shitless.

Private Doofus reporting for duty.

Playing the long game

The Kennedy with the least amount of brains since 1963

Happens