What do I do in this position? (I'm a pole)

I need to what?

What about it?

Amazon washing machine rollers delivered today asked more than I was anticipating.

Don't tell the Italians

My accommodation wants to charge me 160£ for this stain. Any help?

What about it?

Tried Dr beckmann stain remover as well as an all purpose surface cleaner with bleach.. no luck. It’s probably a jeans stain

When your 3 year old won't let you help him pick an outfit. (The swirling black void was my choice)

Someone's moved Heathrow airport. Now located in Gosport

Mother Nature Is In Deep Trouble

Who also enjoys the aftertaste of white spirit on their burgers?

I was walking into work (in a city) and I found a turtle. What do I do?

WTF? The rental agent said this is a great bathroom. WTF is wrong with these morons? I’m average height by the way.

Probably a dumb question, but do I avoid being a fool and doing this?