A Goomba cosplaying as a streetwise Princess Diana

Total Karen Move.

“Everytime i make my cinnamon toast it reminds me of hiroshima victims”

Too Quite

"Goomba cosplaying as a streetwise Princess Diana"

Bisexual ranch dressing supporter

He's not wrong?

"I bet nobody has said that before"

What about it?

There was a power outage and my friend's (she/her) banana bread wasn't quite done baking

Snoop Dogg’s limo

I only just noticed how happy my cordless vacuum wall mount is.

Someone at Apple Music really wrote this 💀