This is taking forever.

What about it?

On my birthday, no less!

Ordered a box of 12 pencils and a small notebook. They came delivered in two separate, large boxes.

Thanks, FedEx

What about it?

Left a subwoofer out in the middle of my driveway with rain in the forecast

Not infuriating at all.

Because fuck me

The amount of mosquito bites on my leg

Guy behind me with his high beams on

What about it?

Guy behind me in a pickup truck had his high beams on at night (Forgot to attach pic last time)

How about paying your staff equitable culinary wages instead of passing that off onto your customers?

New dryer vent cover completely demolished

What about it?

Woke up to find my newly installed exterior dryer vent cover mysteriously smashed to pieces. Neighbour's vent, right next to mine, is untouched. Any ideas about what might have caused this?

Ive been getting so many scam calls and texts. But this. This wins

Shower curtain isn’t big enough for the shower