Never leave voicemails. Only the weak leave voicemails. You're important and special.

What about it?

For real, if you do this, you go right to the bottom of the list of people I'm calling back.

When it's too hot so you chill out in front of the fan

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Delete your kid’s YouTube app starter pack

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Even sovereign citizens have vanity plates.

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I bet the trunk is full of coke.

At least their vehicle registration is current.