Need help (What animal do I make?)

I thought this text convo with my mom was funny

Just found out there’s a crumb tray in my toaster

I saw this guy at the grand canyon

What about it?

he posed, and left

at 4:41 am there are only two lamps on in my village

I have Flashpoint on my computer

i spilled milk on my bed and tried to clean it up with water

What about it?

as you can see i kind of just made more of a mess

These are my band t shirts

What about it?

They're 100% and make me sweat

B R E A D

Fuel tank filled

I Drew an Eye…