Please and Quick, I need help converting these monsters into a D&D format that would have world ending potential...

Just my opinion

The fact that the second line had to be added to clarify...

5G kills apparently

"Sigma Grindset"

Fat + rat + pasta = apparently racist.

School Children forced to wait on roadside (not a sidewalk), to welcome a Politician.

A for effort..

Teachers always say this

Is this “pro-life”?

I'm sorry, what???