“I am the orangest cat, you’ve never seen a cat oranger than me.”

Me and my parents 1973

I am now in serious debt.

When you find the one

Blue checkmarks used to mean something. Now they mean "racist piece of crap"

Blue nipples.

They have books about this David

They say Elmo Musk is a “business genius”

animal suppliers have shifted. thousands (of animals) must die

But they tasted so good.

Hardest part of the job