How is this not checkmate?

Rest in pepperoni Petrosianbot

What about it?

Petrosian hasn't said pipi for nearly a month

Am I the only dumbass who thought this was a horse?

En Passant Book Move?!?!??!?!?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What do I do in this position? (I’m white)

new response just dropped

Played my first 80 accuracy game, any tips for a <200 rated player?

Am I the only dumbass who thought this was a pipe?

Creepy picture that appeared in my email after playing against the chess bot, what's my next move? I'm white

Top comment decides how I play my adventure. The comment can be whatever you want, no restrictions.

Chessmemes played Google Holy Hell, your turn