Found this in a hotel

Some kids cut my wife's roses

What about it?

Some kids from my appartement complex cut my wife's roses from the outside of our garden. When asked why, they said "They looked beautiful" Feels bad

My "daily" alarm decided to skip today...

Russian exclave depicted as sea in U.S.A.’s 2nd biggest cable news network

My neighbor parks like this when he's not in his assigned parking

My mom never cuts from the middle of anything

Why is this not checkmate?

Holy hell we are everywhere

Vote for the knight, and every day I'll cross off a random other piece until only the knight is left (but I have ADHD so I'll get bored after today)

I am the exorcist. Please stop calling me. I went on vacation.

What about it?

Seriously please stop what am I supposed to do with a zombie?

Am I the only dumbass who thought this was an elephant