The fact that the second line had to be added to clarify...

Fair enough

Honesty is the best policy.

very suspicious…

Earthquake Detection Kit

I want to be a salad bar when I grow up!

Is the universe trying to tell me something?

If you had to guess, where do we find this sign?

Someone has been taking lots of dumps

I KNOW WHAT I'M GONNA BE DOING THIS WEEKEND.

This won’t end well