Poetry

"looks like a Mitsubishi L200 fucked a Toyota BZ4X"

Not that bad really.

Um…

What about it?

Once again, the Daily Mail being the Daily Mail.

“He may have threatened to eat a mother and her children but he was funny about it.”

I'm sorry, what???

Here comes the moron that doesn't know what clouds are

There's a lot to unpack on this one.

Winnie the Pooh’s spiritual awakening

My skull sounds thinner

I don't like condom sex either man.