Me, trying to comment first before someone steals my line.

Red (or brown) Alert!

Teachers be mad

Software startups rn

Microsoft's not paying me enough for tech support. I must scam now.

im going to hell for this one

Same

Why do I have to go to work every day

What about it?

BORING

FOR THE VIEWSSS

Don’t trust anyone

What about it?

Who’s telling the truth?

Load of bollocks.