FUCK

What about it?

PISS

Introducing darker chess -

I'm new to chess. What the fuck do I do here

What do I do in this position? (I’m white)

My opponent did this, what do I do?

What do I do in this position (I’m black)

New response just dropped

New response just dropped

Help! My opponent used a smoke bomb and I can't see! What should I do? (I'm white)

anarchy

I'm just taking over for a friend who's in the oubliette, but I'm a newbie. (a) the pieces are really difficult to move unlike online, (b) does the harbor offer any advantage (c) the third one burned down, fell over and fell into the swamp. I'm the manlet btw, not sure if that's a king or whatever.