Peak chess gameplay

This is the best play I’ve ever seen?

What about it?

Like i was sitting here stroking my cock and moaning like real the way the furry white queen dominates the cutesy uwu tik tik black princess queen almost whispering in her ear almost whispering in her ear gets my rock hard fat cock dripping with precum all over my bed woof woof i would bark for the white queen bitch anyone know any chess peggibg art ??

FUCK

What about it?

PISS

Introducing darker chess -

I'm new to chess. What the fuck do I do here

What do I do in this position? (I’m white)

My opponent did this, what do I do?

What do I do in this position (I’m black)

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Help! My opponent used a smoke bomb and I can't see! What should I do? (I'm white)