I've been getting a lot of unicorns lately....

What about it?

I usually just keep customers updated on their order and literally I've been getting like 3 or 4 unicorns a week. 8 months in and i haven't ever got below 100% satisfaction . I know I'll eventually run into someone who gives me a thumbs down just to do it but right now I'm feeling really blessed.

Is Uber preparing to lose in court?

Better be the best damn burger!

What about it?

Went to order from here this was the only thing that popped up 🤣

Gag me w a fcking spoon

What about it?

Go get it yourself

support is insanity

😅

Ubereats base pay has always been $3 in my area. This week I am seeing $1.61 and then a tiny boost to get back to the $2 mark. Thank you Uber so much you f****** cheap f******. Screenshot taking immediately after delivery before the tip came in

What about it?

This crap started on Monday this week. I guess they have to pay for that lawsuit in New York City somehow

sometimes I wonder if people can't follow a pin on the map

That dog's life

He: O face

Caught between a cat and a hard place