I redeemed a $30 Xbox gift card and it went into a different currency, even though it's USD too, and now I can't use my money. Microsoft basically took my money and ran /j.

time travel

Uhm

The Tenzin Maneuver

Premarital?!?!?!

When the ads line up with the story

I was just palling around with my uncle

The wisdom of elders

Wait that’s illegal

“Drugs will tear our world apart” -D.A.R.E. *promptly smokes joint in public*

Totally the same...

What about it?

Um...