Coming to a street near you, The Ultimate Pedestrian Disintegrator!

Cats gives birth to not kittens

That last sentence. Cracks me up every time I reread it.

"It was like doing the do with a fucking chipmunked F1 racecar"

“You dumb fucking gollum.”

Uhhhh what?

Awoke to see this notification. Now I wanna know how flabbergastingly depressed they would all look.

HOW VOULD NEITHER OF THEM HAVE KNOWN?! 😭😭

The next PDF

Cheese sticks

Probably not a good idea.