Woman found dead after lawn mower runs over her in park

"doing the do with a fucking chipmunked F1 racecar."

I don't even know where to start with this

My meat lobe control center

What about it?

congrats u/thejak32 i hate it so much

This is a shoe review.

On an abhorrent cooking video, meaty menstrual pad = packaging

Coming to a street near you, The Ultimate Pedestrian Disintegrator!

Cats gives birth to not kittens

That last sentence. Cracks me up every time I reread it.

"It was like doing the do with a fucking chipmunked F1 racecar"

“You dumb fucking gollum.”