My ice cream cone from McDonald's. The window server said " to just lick it down, he had time to watch" I pulled away and parked. Then I devoured it. Guess I was just lucky the machine worked!

🤦‍♂️

Down Bad

Least xenophobic American Redditor.

I don’t think “no rules” it’s the best argument in court

food moment

From now on I will only answer to Northern Thicc Chonkasaurus!

And the microphone smells like a... wait.

Crypto Queen

Vampires in the modern era

im curious what you guys will say