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5 years ago my family moved out of San Diego, California, and went East. I love the beach so I missed it, but we recently took a trip to Florida and it feels like home to me again

What about it?

Fort Walton is a beautiful beach, and even if I got sunburnt, I was able to be the beach girl of the family again. I went to a restaurant by the beach where shirts and shoes were optional, the way beach restaurants should be. The burger was amazing, there was someone playing electric guitar and singing on a stage, and I was even able to get a virgin strawberry daiquiri (I’m not 21 yet). I want to move to the beach again when I’m older, this is the happiest I’ve been in years

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What does this mean?

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