Yawata no Yabushirazu (Source: Fred Cherrygarden)

Can I please get some awards for john Oliver right here

John Oliver and Tedward Fluffy-foot need help taking over the world with awards

I may have no idea who John Oliver is but I imagine he's swimming in coins unlike me

Even John Oliver agrees that they are worthless now

I have zero coins so I can't give them to John Oliver

John Oliver

John Oliver The Beautiful

I appear to have 10K of Reddit’s poorly rendered John Oliver coins. Comment for an award.

John Oliver singing Somewhere Over the Rainbow

John Oliver tells everyone to flood this post with rewards