I have no Reddit coins but I have other made up fictional worthless imaginary currency. Top comment gets 26 BananaBeanSprinkleFish and two squirckles

What about it?

Something something anarchy. Something something chess Google en croissant 🥐

What do I do in this position? (I'm black btw)

I play with myself alot too, that's why I have such a high elo.

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I see nothing wrong there

Guys what do i do in this position? My opponent just played an illegal move and posted it

Why waste my witty and observational humour for nothin'?

I have no coins, whoever guesses what number between 1 and 100 I am thinking about gets a bishop up their ass

New chesspieces just dropped

I am a karma farmer. Most upvoted comment gets absolutely nothing.

Feeling greedy! I wanna take from this awesome community. Top comment has to give me silver.