I have 0 reddit coins, whoever gets the most upvotes will NOT get any awards

I SWEAR IF I SEE ANOTHER “I have 1000000694200000 coins, upvotes, downvotes and awards!!11111111!1!!1 Comment to get one11!2!1!” I AM GOING TO HAVE TO RESULT TO EXTREME VIOLENCE

If this post gets 2 upvotes I won't double lezy rozman

I have a whopping 125 and don’t want them. First to comment gets a wholesome award

feels appropriate

forget silver wolf or chess, this sub is now for appreciating herrscher of sentience feet

Why is this a miss?

I have zero coin and will give them to no one because I hate all of you!

I have no coins, top comment gets nothing

Whoever has the top comment won’t lose their varinity

I didn't give this bitch a cent so nobody gets awards from me.