By September 1918, over 1.25 million patents had already been applied for

I have a kink

Pump not plump mirror please

I've tried 10x already, and yet still NOTHING!

facebook group be like:

The day got even more damn weird

Pokemon fans scare me

Americans any time their doorbell rings.

Yallah habibi

America’s next game show

"I am once again asking you to join lemmy"