I expected better from you fruit ninja.

Put some cat litter deodorizer powder in litterbox.

Marketed assorted jelly beans😑

The my apartment neighbors keep jamming out door lock so it stays open

What about it?

We live in a bad part of town too and I hear gunshots basically every night

Late night Mcfuckery

I spent $25 at Pieology, and received a pizza with holes and missing ingredients

Been called to attend jury duty on a date literally 6 days after my 18th birthday. Tf?

How my sister once cut a cake

This ice cream sandwich is significantly smaller than advertised

Found out I’m allergic to mosquitos. As of they weren’t infuriating enough.

So I guess, this is a latest place for scams!