I am the World's gift to women. (Read Body Text)
What about it?
I am 6'4 with chisled abs. Muscular and the most gentlemanly person you'd ever meet.
I am extremely nice and loving, willing to be friends with anyone.
I don't brag and keep myself humble.
So it pisses me tf off when women don't recognize my amazing qualities!
Im here in all my glory and no one bats an eye!
I wanna beat whoever doesn't look my way tf up but they're lucky im such a lovable person.
But no, they all stare at me weird and some even laugh like im some sort of sideshow. I see them constantly with dudes much smaller than I am. It's ludicrous.
Sometimes I attack but get stopped with an invisible forcefield. Probably for the best.
Yet something tells me if I keep at it, I'll eventually get through.
Couples continue to get this reaction out of me and my patience is wearing thin.
My only cope is my love for bananas.
-Gorilla, with stolen Zookeeper's iPhone.