Jesus

Win or you lose your computer!!

The pressure's on.

Well…

I am the World's gift to women. (Read Body Text)

What about it?

I am 6'4 with chisled abs. Muscular and the most gentlemanly person you'd ever meet. I am extremely nice and loving, willing to be friends with anyone. I don't brag and keep myself humble. So it pisses me tf off when women don't recognize my amazing qualities! Im here in all my glory and no one bats an eye! I wanna beat whoever doesn't look my way tf up but they're lucky im such a lovable person. But no, they all stare at me weird and some even laugh like im some sort of sideshow. I see them constantly with dudes much smaller than I am. It's ludicrous. Sometimes I attack but get stopped with an invisible forcefield. Probably for the best. Yet something tells me if I keep at it, I'll eventually get through. Couples continue to get this reaction out of me and my patience is wearing thin. My only cope is my love for bananas. -Gorilla, with stolen Zookeeper's iPhone.

You know what they say

Mandela effect?

Bro is reading with his mind

What WHAT ARE WE EATING?!

HMU if you can watch this whole thing with me

What about it?

(no homo)

That ain't no hot tub.