Just saw this mobile ad... what the actual f**k...?

Hold up what?

Hippopotapuss is the new camel toe

"us"

AI Be Wildin'

Oh no...

Jesus

Win or you lose your computer!!

The pressure's on.

Well…

I am the World's gift to women. (Read Body Text)

What about it?

I am 6'4 with chisled abs. Muscular and the most gentlemanly person you'd ever meet. I am extremely nice and loving, willing to be friends with anyone. I don't brag and keep myself humble. So it pisses me tf off when women don't recognize my amazing qualities! Im here in all my glory and no one bats an eye! I wanna beat whoever doesn't look my way tf up but they're lucky im such a lovable person. But no, they all stare at me weird and some even laugh like im some sort of sideshow. I see them constantly with dudes much smaller than I am. It's ludicrous. Sometimes I attack but get stopped with an invisible forcefield. Probably for the best. Yet something tells me if I keep at it, I'll eventually get through. Couples continue to get this reaction out of me and my patience is wearing thin. My only cope is my love for bananas. -Gorilla, with stolen Zookeeper's iPhone.