“This reporter isn’t saying that the burglar is an inhuman monster like the wolfman…but he very well could be”

The results came back today. You owe me seventy billion dollars. - Hmm. - No. Wait, wait, wait. That's for the Voyager spacecraft. Um, your tab's fourteen billion dollars

" I can't tell you who I am but I worked on the campaign .."- Smithers

Homer: Flanders, you're the Devil? Flanders: It's always the one you least suspect.

"MMMMM. foot long chili dog"- Mindy and homer

STAY BACK. I HAVE POWERS. POLITICAL POWERS! (S8E12)

Aside from the obvious schism between abolitionists and anti-abolitionists, economic factors, both domestic and international, played a significant ...

Children are so fat today. Isn’t there some way we can make money off that?

Oh. My tattered rags are caught on your coffee table. S5E22

Mr President, your welfare proposal is nothing but a lot of technical jargon and partisan rhetoric, and...

Why didn’t Marge also win “least distance traveled to be here” at their high school reunion?