What's the matter with your face? Is that a fake nose? Are you wearing chin putty?

Krusty Burger Menu. What are You Ordering?

Ow. What's that supposed to prove?---- That nerds conduct electricity.

AI Simpsons is literally speaking facts right now.

“This reporter isn’t saying that the burglar is an inhuman monster like the wolfman…but he very well could be”

The results came back today. You owe me seventy billion dollars. - Hmm. - No. Wait, wait, wait. That's for the Voyager spacecraft. Um, your tab's fourteen billion dollars

" I can't tell you who I am but I worked on the campaign .."- Smithers

Homer: Flanders, you're the Devil? Flanders: It's always the one you least suspect.

"MMMMM. foot long chili dog"- Mindy and homer

STAY BACK. I HAVE POWERS. POLITICAL POWERS! (S8E12)

Aside from the obvious schism between abolitionists and anti-abolitionists, economic factors, both domestic and international, played a significant ...