What has that bush ever done to you?

The Annual Random Advances From Some Random Guy (note: this is the 4th time, and it happens when you play this character sometimes)

It was yesterday, actually

My daughter's school has a very important message for us

What about it?

I know it's Latin. For some reason Google translate won't translate it for me. Hope the message isn't important

My gym has a mandatory app that tells everyone when you’re there

What about it?

To get in, you have to use the app to generate a QR code to log in and it also lets other people send you emotes and buy you gym gifts. It’s super weird to me.

Hotel in Dublin installed the anti-fog mirror upside down.

A sticker who's only purpose was to tell me to remove it. There were no other stickers on the cup.

I understand it's friday afternoon, but I forgot. I need this poster 7.00 on Monday, sharp.

Amazon’s deliberately confusing wording

What about it?

Keep using? Upgrade? Disable?

Why would this be triggering?

What the feck is this supposed to mean?

What about it?

This is on the fuel pumps of one of my local petrol stations. This is some next level marketing brainstorm bullshit right? Or am I missing something here? It's so brilliantly simple that it makes no sense at all.