New Variant just dropped

Why did we make a qr code are we stupid?

What do I do in this position? I'm white

no way the reddit moderators are clearly referencing the chess board!

I am unborn child, what do I do here

part 2 to my last post, it appears I beat Kim Jong Un as well

What's my best move? I'm the green Alpaca.

What about it?

Really don't want to start a border war, just want to know on how we can resolve this conflict.

I lost on time.

What about it?

I literally shrekmated him

What next?

What should i do in this position (im spez)

AnarchyChess vs Chessbeginners. let's show them how to en passant properly. Top comment decides the first move.