Next time you were right, use this:

University is a gym and I don't know whether I'm the boxer or the bag

That fucker, that doesn’t fuck just wont go down.

No choco on time

my guy is a stud , f*cked the whole lobby's moms last night

it's not me! I swear! don't vote me out!

Its truly a horrid place

Honestly thought I'd forgotten it.

It's that time of year again

Lucky bastard

Lucky bastard