When you curse at the smoke detector for going off while you're making something in the kitchen.

Try that in a big city.

At least it made for a good icebreaker

I had been weedeating in shorts, and my wife couldn't recall what poison ivy was called.

Cashin' In On the Craze

Because Oppenheimer just bombed theaters

What

Amen

You should be ashamed of yourself.

Haven't seen this one before

Are they even trying, seems lazy