Guys I cant get out of my spawn what should I do (I'm USA)

let’s write holy hell

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My queen turned into a yandere, will this help me win?

I realized something

NOOOO BOTS

EMERGENCY! OUR KNOOK IS UNDER ATTACK AT 329, -146

What do I do in this position? (I have an identity crisis)

What do I do in this position?

What should I do in this position?

My opponent trapped me. What do I do in this position? (I’m stupid)