Rate my Bread?

What about it?

This is my second day working at Subway and my first time proofing bread

Bruh

wasn't even supposed to be here today, but u showed up, ruined and 55 loaves of bread.

Any opinions on the layout ?

Already posted the vegetable layout, any opinion on the meat layout ?

Aw hell nah blud pulled out the mega pawn

White to play, mate in 2.

Title

Been so long since it happened to me I almost forgot what to do

Holy hell

Guys is chess.com broken? Why is this not checkmate? (I am black btw)