“I like-a to kiss”

Should've added some barber hair.

Man, this place looks expensive. I feel like I'm wasting a fortune just standing here. Better make the most of it.

Me while watching Oppenheimer

Kid Rock and Joe C

All of the TV Guide covers from the 2000 issues

You are fully bonded and licensed by the city aren't you?

“Does that earring mean you’re a pirate?”

WHO’S GOING TO STOP ME— YOU, PEP PILL BOY? PEP BOYS PILLS, BEVERLY SILLS. OH, BOY. OH, BOY. UH-OH.

Hey Ganesha, want a peanut?--Please do not offer my god a peanut.

Don’t be afraid