"Lisa, the mob is working on getting your saxophone back. But we've expanded into other areas, such as literacy programs, preserving our beloved covered bridges, world domination...". "World domination?" "Oh that's a typo. Mental note: The girl knows too much."

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“I like-a to kiss”

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Should've added some barber hair.

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Man, this place looks expensive. I feel like I'm wasting a fortune just standing here. Better make the most of it.

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Me while watching Oppenheimer

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Kid Rock and Joe C

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All of the TV Guide covers from the 2000 issues

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You are fully bonded and licensed by the city aren't you?

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“Does that earring mean you’re a pirate?”

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WHO’S GOING TO STOP ME— YOU, PEP PILL BOY? PEP BOYS PILLS, BEVERLY SILLS. OH, BOY. OH, BOY. UH-OH.

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