More red lines than a preschool class in a red crayon factory

Brand new word

“Ethically sourced child’s spine”

What about it?

Sounds like it would be a dope metal band name.

Burger looking like Steve Harvey

"What the actual fuck is going on in the US. The woman adoringly looking on as a young kid receives a firearm for cooking a great fast food meal. This is beyond satire, it's in full bizarro world territory."

Mother fucker….

I tried to sexually harass Siri, but all she did was give me a polite brush-off

People dressed in sun bear costumes

Making poop stew in my fancy cookware

Menstrual Cup Macaroni

'Menstrual cup macaroni'