god bless gen z gorillas

"Nightclub owned by a goateed vampire with silver hoop earrings who is about to get murdered with a sword by Blade in his own VIP suite"

"Volumetric Passenger "

What about it?

https://www.businessinsider.com/plus-sized-british-airways-passenger-stuck-first-class-seat-hours-2023-7

Zoo denies its bears are humans in costumes

All sex is gay

Road Dome so Sloppy

More red lines than a preschool class in a red crayon factory

Brand new word

“Ethically sourced child’s spine”

What about it?

Sounds like it would be a dope metal band name.

Burger looking like Steve Harvey

"What the actual fuck is going on in the US. The woman adoringly looking on as a young kid receives a firearm for cooking a great fast food meal. This is beyond satire, it's in full bizarro world territory."