I Smoked Weed With Pee Wee Herman Out Of Michael Jackson's Butt
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I smoked weed with Pee Wee Herman out of Michael Jackson's butt 🤣
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...THIS IS A TOTALLY TRUE STORY....
...it was a beautiful Southern California late spring afternoon going into early evening, in the mid 1990s
i was at a friend's BBQ, we had had a (semi) formal dinner, all seated around the huge dining room table, my friend is a well-known author, so the cast of characters was stellar, just a riot of interesting folks from all corners of the entertainment industry.
after diner, everyone was invited out to the beautiful back yard for more drinks and conversation
there was a nice, slight ocean breeze, it was partially cloudy, and getting on to dusk, so the sky was ablaze with pale pinkish-purple clouds that gave everything, people included, this wonderful, otherworldly pinkish cast that just added to my feeling of the surreal nature of being there among so many famous names & powerful people
a friend tapped me on the shoulder, asking if i wanted a hit of a bowl
....and, cradle to grave, i will be a Stoner-for-Life, so of course i said
'yes, yes i would, thank you!'
...i turned, and who should i see standing there next to my friend, but freaking Pee Wee freaking Herman himself!
(ya know, ngl, like Tom Waits said,
it really IS disorienting, when *out-of-nowhere* bam!
...you're face to face with someone you've only seen on TV and in movies, it really IS like meeting Bugs Bunny, he's standing there, 'in the flesh', in 3D real-life...just...standing there....
next to you, (breathing!) chewing his carrot, going "ahhh...whats up john?")
in one hand Pee Wee was holding one of those little plastic 'pop-top' containers, and with the other hand, he reached into his pocket and produced just about the most amazing pipe i've ever seen
it was Michael Jackson, it was a pipe that was an astoundingly well-modeled piece of art, hand-painted and obviously made with exceeding care, in the likeness of the King of Pop himself.
(remember, Pee Wee voice) "You take your hit from his butt, here, see? like this"
...so Pee Wee loaded the pipe, and that's exactly what we did
the green leaf DEFINITELY added to the wonderfully bizarre vibe of the whole afternoon
as stoners do, we spent quite a while standing there, passing the pipe around, making each other burst out laughing, just about the stupidest shit....
What a BEAUTIFUL human he was...
we were lucky to have him while we did
Thank you Paul, wherever you are, for being AWESOME!!!!
